The Week We All Stopped Touching Grass.
WolfSwap shipped a SocialFi platform and then fixed NFTs. Here's what you missed while you were outside.
gm. It’s 3 AM as I write this.
But I’ve been thinking.
There are two types of projects in crypto. The ones that talk, and the ones that build. The ones that post “soon” for six months, and the ones that just… drop a fully functioning product on a Monday and change the game.
This week, we saw the difference.
The timeline was a blur of product launches, alpha leaks, and upgrades. It was the kind of week that reminds you why you’re here in the first place. It’s not about the charts, it’s about the tech.
So let’s break down the week the WolfSwap team decided to stop touching grass entirely.
First, Your Screen Time is Now a Job
The big one. The main event. Amplify is finally live.
For weeks, we saw the teasers, the waitlist, the intern lore about escaping the basement. And then on Monday, it just… happened.
Let’s be real about what this is. Amplify is a system designed to pay you for your degen tweeting habit. You post alpha, you make memes, you do what you were already doing for free, but now you paste a link and get paid for it.
This isn’t just “Post2Earn.” This is a classic growth loop, a flywheel that compounds. And it’s live right now.
The days of tweeting for free are officially over. You’re welcome.
And Then, We Fixed JPEGs
As if shipping a whole new SocialFi platform wasn’t enough, we decided to casually solve one of the biggest problems in crypto this week. I’m talking about Wolfies.
The alpha started dropping hard: an NFT collection where the floor price isn’t just a meme. It’s real, backed liquidity. You can literally burn your Wolfie anytime and claim the $MOON tokens it’s backed by.
It’s the ‘get me out of here’ button you wish you had for every other collection.
And of course, we plugged it directly into their new growth loop, since Wolfies will give you a boost on Amplify.
So you get the thing that pays you to tweet, and then you get the other thing that makes the first thing pay you more.
See how this all connects? It’s architecture.
If you want to learn more about Wolfies (and about their other perks), we did a cool article about them:
Meanwhile, the Degen Engine Kept Printing
You’d think launching a whole new platform and announcing a game-changer NFT collection would be enough for one week. You’d be wrong.
Underneath all the main-event hype, the trading contest machine was running on overdrive. I’m talking a non-stop conveyor belt of new contests for $FISH, $PIQ, $DBC, $BONE, $KITTY, $CROC²... the list goes on
All told, there is something like $20,000+ in active rewards on the table this week for swaps people were probably going to make anyway, including the Season 15: The Four Guardians.
It’s the quiet, consistent value-drip that keeps the ecosystem liquid and the degens happy. Don’t sleep on it.
TL;DR: The Flywheel is Spinning
Basically, this week was a masterclass in building a compounding ecosystem.
Wolfies were announced, creating a liquid asset that supercharges that loop.
The $20,000+ in trading contests and Season 15 provided the constant, underlying activity to fuel the whole machine.
It’s not just one thing. It’s everything working together.
Go touch grass. Or don’t, Amplify will probably pay you for it.